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The road to success is always under construction.

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Funny whatsapp status ideas familystatus
Funny whatsapp status ideas familystatus

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

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I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

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Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

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hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :

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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

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Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

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If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

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The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

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The road to success is always under construction.

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I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

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Born to express not to impress.

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Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit it’s killing you.\

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Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

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Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

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Born to express not to impress.

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Dear hangover, who the hell invited you?

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Did we all take stupid pills this morning?

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Always have an escape plan.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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In dog beers, I've only had one.

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My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

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If you can't change a guy ... change the guy.

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Silent people have the loudest minds.

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Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care than to admit it’s killing you.

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You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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Be a minimalist. It's the least you can do.

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Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work.

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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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I drink to make other people interesting.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on sleep mode 🙂

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I like my day when I am on leave 🙂

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When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!

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Patience is not a virtue. !Its just waste of Time…

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My attitude is always in my pocket!!!

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I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

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Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

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People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

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Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

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I don’t care what people think or say about me!.

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Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!

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Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !

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My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card.

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All the Rules are made.. to be break.

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Always respects your self!

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Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

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Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…

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I don’t care what people think or say about me…

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Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

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The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

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Hey guys WhatsApp is using me !!

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Drink beer to save water 🙂

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Don’t read my status, read something news

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I’m just allergic to “Good morning” status on Monday

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Doing nothing is hard to do, which has never end

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After my death what will be my “WhatsApp status”.

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I wonder what happens if Doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

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I’m awesome but cares it !!

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The great thing I learned from my college is texting without looking 

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I steal your heart and you steal mine 🙂

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Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Keep moving! Nothing new to read...

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Friends are forever until they get in a relationship.

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The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

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I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

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I am Waiting for GF Message!

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Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!

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