Funny status for whatsapp in one line

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Funny status for whatsapp in one line

Silence is the loudest voice.

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Sometimes we just have to let things go.

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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

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No expectations, No disappointments.

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Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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The good things in life are amazing with you!

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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

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I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

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Silence speaks a thousand words.

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Life is an art of drawing without the eraser.

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Stars can’t shine without darkness…

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Our friends make our world.

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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day ...

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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror ...

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

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Funny status for whatsapp in one line

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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

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I wish I could mute people in real life.

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I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

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Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.

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I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

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I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

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I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

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Last seen 1980! :D

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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about... Mannequins. :D

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

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God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me :P

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

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I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

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The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

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Hey, you are reading my status again?

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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

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Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

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Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.

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If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.

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So you’re checking my status ...

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

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Say it to my face, not through your status.

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Stop checking my status better you have your own.

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WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

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Not always Available... Try your luck.

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Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”

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Battery low, please disturb later.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

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 Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!

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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on...

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.

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I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.

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My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

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Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.

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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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I Like to study. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO... GIRLS - YES!

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Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! :P

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