One line status on life in english

I’m not sad for being single, rather I’m thinking about her, who is single because of me. One line status on life in English.
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One line status on life in english

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Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……

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My laziness is like 8 when I lie down it becomes infinity.

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Good Morning. Let the stress Begin.

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Beauty catches the eye but personality captures the heart..!!!

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One line status on life in english

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My crush is like a username, already taken.

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Sarcasm is the cleavage of personality.

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If I delete your number, you are basically deleted from my life.

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I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

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Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

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A style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

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I know I am impressive, so I don’t care about your opinion.

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One line status on life in english

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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I drive way too fast to bother about cholesterol.

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The good things in life are unusual for you!

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80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having the brain.

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My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes eternity.

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Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

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Relationship Status: Looking for free WiFi connection.

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I love my life, but it just wants to be friends.

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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend, now you help me find one.

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One line status on life in english

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Love your bae like you love your Hot Coffee. Enjoy it before the hotness goes.

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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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You never find yourself until you face the truth.

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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

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Life goes on with or without you!

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Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.

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Life Is One Time Offer, Use It, Will.

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Learn to walk before you run.

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People tend to repeat mistakes made by others over the generations, not learning from them.

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Live within your income, don’t be too ambitious in your plans.

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It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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The good things in life are amazing with you!

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One line status on life in english

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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

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I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

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A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.

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80% of boys have girlfriends, the rest 20% have brains.

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HEARTLESS begins.

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I keep on dreaming high, but gravity pulls me down.

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We’re WTF generation. WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook.

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LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.

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The only reason I’m fat because a tiny body can’t handle this personality.

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Friends are forever until they get into the relationship .

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One line status on life in english

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If Plan A didn’t work. Don’t worry the alphabet has 25 more letters.

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People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent in the gym.

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Practice what you preach to others.

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Dear GOD, There is a bug in your software and it’s called Monday.

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You’re the reason why I wake up in the morning. I’m just kidding. I’ve other work to do.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Common sense is life deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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When someone touches my phone. I'm automatically turning into a ninja.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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One line status on life in english

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We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than the fat person.

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You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.

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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.

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The longer the title the less important the job.

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Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.

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Boys don’t have Besties or BFF They have “BHAI”.

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I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness.




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