I’m not sad for being single, rather I’m thinking about her, who is single because of me. One line status on life in English.
**************************
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
**************************
My laziness is like 8 when I lie down it becomes infinity.
**************************
Good Morning. Let the stress Begin.
**************************
Beauty catches the eye but personality captures the heart..!!!
************
My crush is like a username, already taken.
**************************
Sarcasm is the cleavage of personality.
**************************
If I delete your number, you are basically deleted from my life.
**************************
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
**************************
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
**************************
A style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
**************************
I know I am impressive, so I don’t care about your opinion.
************
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
**************************
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
**************************
One line status on life in english |
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
**************************
My laziness is like 8 when I lie down it becomes infinity.
**************************
Good Morning. Let the stress Begin.
**************************
Beauty catches the eye but personality captures the heart..!!!
************
One line status on life in english
**************My crush is like a username, already taken.
**************************
Sarcasm is the cleavage of personality.
**************************
If I delete your number, you are basically deleted from my life.
**************************
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
**************************
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
**************************
A style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
**************************
I know I am impressive, so I don’t care about your opinion.
************
One line status on life in english
**************Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
**************************
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
**************************
Read Also:-
I drive way too fast to bother about cholesterol.
**************************
The good things in life are unusual for you!
**************************
80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having the brain.
**************************
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes eternity.
**************************
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
**************************
Relationship Status: Looking for free WiFi connection.
**************************
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends.
**************************
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend, now you help me find one.
************
Love your bae like you love your Hot Coffee. Enjoy it before the hotness goes.
**************************
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
**************************
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
**************************
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
**************************
Life goes on with or without you!
**************************
Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.
**************************
Life Is One Time Offer, Use It, Will.
**************************
Learn to walk before you run.
**************************
People tend to repeat mistakes made by others over the generations, not learning from them.
**************************
Live within your income, don’t be too ambitious in your plans.
**************************
It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
**************************
The good things in life are amazing with you!
*************
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
**************************
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
**************************
A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.
**************************
80% of boys have girlfriends, the rest 20% have brains.
**************************
HEARTLESS begins.
**************************
I keep on dreaming high, but gravity pulls me down.
**************************
We’re WTF generation. WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook.
**************************
LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.
**************************
The only reason I’m fat because a tiny body can’t handle this personality.
**************************
Friends are forever until they get into the relationship .
***********
If Plan A didn’t work. Don’t worry the alphabet has 25 more letters.
**************************
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent in the gym.
**************************
Practice what you preach to others.
**************************
Dear GOD, There is a bug in your software and it’s called Monday.
**************************
You’re the reason why I wake up in the morning. I’m just kidding. I’ve other work to do.
**************************
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
**************************
Common sense is life deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
**************************
When someone touches my phone. I'm automatically turning into a ninja.
**************************
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
*************
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than the fat person.
**************************
You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.
**************************
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
**************************
My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.
**************************
The longer the title the less important the job.
**************************
Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
**************************
Boys don’t have Besties or BFF They have “BHAI”.
**************************
I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness.
**************************
The good things in life are unusual for you!
**************************
80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having the brain.
**************************
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes eternity.
**************************
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
**************************
Relationship Status: Looking for free WiFi connection.
**************************
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends.
**************************
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend, now you help me find one.
************
One line status on life in english
**************Love your bae like you love your Hot Coffee. Enjoy it before the hotness goes.
**************************
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
**************************
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
**************************
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
**************************
Life goes on with or without you!
**************************
Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.
**************************
Life Is One Time Offer, Use It, Will.
**************************
Learn to walk before you run.
**************************
People tend to repeat mistakes made by others over the generations, not learning from them.
**************************
Live within your income, don’t be too ambitious in your plans.
**************************
It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
**************************
The good things in life are amazing with you!
*************
One line status on life in english
*************I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
**************************
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
**************************
A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.
**************************
80% of boys have girlfriends, the rest 20% have brains.
**************************
HEARTLESS begins.
**************************
I keep on dreaming high, but gravity pulls me down.
**************************
We’re WTF generation. WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook.
**************************
LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.
**************************
The only reason I’m fat because a tiny body can’t handle this personality.
**************************
Friends are forever until they get into the relationship .
***********
One line status on life in english
***************If Plan A didn’t work. Don’t worry the alphabet has 25 more letters.
**************************
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent in the gym.
**************************
Practice what you preach to others.
**************************
Dear GOD, There is a bug in your software and it’s called Monday.
**************************
You’re the reason why I wake up in the morning. I’m just kidding. I’ve other work to do.
**************************
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
**************************
Common sense is life deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
**************************
When someone touches my phone. I'm automatically turning into a ninja.
**************************
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
*************
One line status on life in english
*************We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than the fat person.
**************************
You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.
**************************
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
**************************
My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.
**************************
The longer the title the less important the job.
**************************
Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
**************************
Boys don’t have Besties or BFF They have “BHAI”.
**************************
I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness.