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I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Funny status for whatsapp in one line

Funny status for whatsapp in one line
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Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😉

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

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I wish I could mute people in real life.

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I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

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Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.

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I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

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I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

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I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

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I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

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Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.

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I didn't change, I just woke up.

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You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.

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Silence is better than lies.

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I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

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Be what you want to be, not what other want to see.

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If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

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Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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I’m not perfect, I am original.

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All the girls are my sisters except you.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

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Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

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In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

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A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.

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LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

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You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Zombies are looking for a brain, don’t worry you’re safe.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on...

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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Last seen 1980! :D

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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about... Mannequins. :D

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

May God bless you, sick and shameful life.

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Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

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My ex-had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

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Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in the ass.

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People have become very naughty on Whatsapp. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

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I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.

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I will marry a girl who looks pretty in her voter id card.

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LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.

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You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.

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I wish you were Here To make Me Smile Right now.

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Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

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Silence is the loudest voice.

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Sometimes we just have to let things go.

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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

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No expectations, No disappointments.



Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

The good things in life are amazing with you!

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.



Funny status for whatsapp in one line Funny status for whatsapp in one line Reviewed by Techmeglobal Techmeglobal on October 09, 2018 Rating: 5

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