Funny status on life so sweet

Life is short don’t waste it being sad, be who you are, be happy, be free, be whatever you want to be. funny status on life so sweet

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Funny status on life so sweet
Funny status on life so sweet

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans.

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Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

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I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

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Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

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Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

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Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

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Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

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Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

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I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

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Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

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If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

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Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.

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Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

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My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.

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Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

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The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.

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I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.

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If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

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I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.

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If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.

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Life is like a camera. so face it with a SMILE 🙂

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

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Life is short, and it is here to be lived.

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Is there a meaning to life? Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef.

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Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.

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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

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Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

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Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

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Misunderstanding is the greatest confusion between the two.

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Every man is a boy but all boys are not men.

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Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule 1.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: Ignorance and Confidence.

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Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.

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One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.

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The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is an opportunity for growth.

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Life is short. Eat dessert first.

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We only live once. I couldn’t bare a second time.

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Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.

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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.

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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

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In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.

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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

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God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

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When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy...

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Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

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Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

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If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,

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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

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HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

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My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

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If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

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I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

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I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!

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रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

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When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition.

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बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।

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Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

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ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..

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Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

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If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

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बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।

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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

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तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “

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Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality...

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I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

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दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ...

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Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.

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“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”

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All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

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“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? “

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The best way to lie is, to tell the truth. . . Carefully edited truth.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”

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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

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“If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?”

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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. “

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“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.”

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Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

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“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

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I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

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“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order”

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

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भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।

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You can never buy LUV….But still, U have to pay for it...

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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

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I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.

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My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

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Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...





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