I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!! best WhatsApp short status in English
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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
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I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
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Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
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Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
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It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
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Virginity can be cured.
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You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
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It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
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Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
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I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
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I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
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Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
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One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
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When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
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Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
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Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
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Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
ππππππππ
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
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N’T WAIT. THE TIME WILL NEVER BE JUST RIGHT.
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LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE PASSIONATELY.
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IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
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LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION TO ONE’S COURAGE.
ππππππππ
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.
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LIFE IS A ONE TIME OFFER, USE IT WELL.
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God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
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I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
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Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
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Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
ππππππππ
Silence is the most loud voice.
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Sometimes we just have to let things go.
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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
ππππππππ
No expectations, No disappointments.
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Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
ππππππππ
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
ππππππππ
The good things in life are amazing with you!
ππππππππ
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
ππππππππ
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
ππππππππ
You don’t need a reason to help people.
ππππππππ
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
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Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…
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I am not special, I am a limited edition.
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Silence speaks thousand words.
ππππππππ
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
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Save water – Drink beer!
ππππππππ
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
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I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
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Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday π
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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
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Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
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If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
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People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.
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Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
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A party without cake is just a meeting.
ππππππππ
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
ππππππππ
Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
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Love is friendship set on fire.
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Am I just crazy or falling in love?
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Life goes on… With or without you!
ππππππππ
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!
ππππππππ
Stars can’t shine without darkness…
ππππππππ
Our friends make our world.
ππππππππ
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
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I’d far rather be happy than right.
ππππππππ
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
ππππππππ
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
ππππππππ
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
ππππππππ
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
ππππππππ
Do What’s Right Not Easy.
ππππππππ
Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
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Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
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forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
ππππππππ
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
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I got less but i got best!
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
ππππππππ
I’d far rather be happy than right.
ππππππππ
The person who hates you, loves you the most...
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
ππππππππ
So many assume. So few know.
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I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
ππππππππ
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
ππππππππ
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
ππππππππ
A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
ππππππππ
I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
ππππππππ
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
ππππππππ
Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
ππππππππ
I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
ππππππππ
I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
ππππππππ
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
ππππππππ
My life can be measured in hours.
ππππππππ
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
ππππππππ
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
ππππππππ
If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
ππππππππ
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
ππππππππ
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
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I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me….
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Best whatsapp short status in English |
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
ππππππππ
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
ππππππππ
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
ππππππππ
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
ππππππππ
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
ππππππππ
It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
ππππππππ
Best whatsapp short status in English
Virginity can be cured.
ππππππππ
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
ππππππππ
It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
ππππππππ
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
ππππππππ
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
ππππππππ
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
ππππππππ
I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
ππππππππ
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
ππππππππ
Best whatsapp short status in English
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
ππππππππ
When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
ππππππππ
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
ππππππππ
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
ππππππππ
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
ππππππππ
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
ππππππππ
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
ππππππππ
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
ππππππππ
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
ππππππππ
N’T WAIT. THE TIME WILL NEVER BE JUST RIGHT.
ππππππππ
LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE PASSIONATELY.
ππππππππ
IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
ππππππππ
LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION TO ONE’S COURAGE.
ππππππππ
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.
ππππππππ
LIFE IS A ONE TIME OFFER, USE IT WELL.
ππππππππ
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
ππππππππ
Best whatsapp short status in English
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
ππππππππ
Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
ππππππππ
Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
ππππππππ
Silence is the most loud voice.
ππππππππ
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
ππππππππ
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
ππππππππ
No expectations, No disappointments.
ππππππππ
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
ππππππππ
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
ππππππππ
The good things in life are amazing with you!
ππππππππ
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
ππππππππ
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
ππππππππ
You don’t need a reason to help people.
ππππππππ
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
ππππππππ
Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…
ππππππππ
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
ππππππππ
Silence speaks thousand words.
ππππππππ
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
ππππππππ
Best whatsapp short status in English
Save water – Drink beer!
ππππππππ
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
ππππππππ
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
ππππππππ
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
ππππππππ
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
ππππππππ
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday π
ππππππππ
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
ππππππππ
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
ππππππππ
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
ππππππππ
People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.
ππππππππ
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
ππππππππ
A party without cake is just a meeting.
ππππππππ
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
ππππππππ
Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
ππππππππ
Love is friendship set on fire.
ππππππππ
Am I just crazy or falling in love?
ππππππππ
Life goes on… With or without you!
ππππππππ
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!
ππππππππ
Stars can’t shine without darkness…
ππππππππ
Our friends make our world.
ππππππππ
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
ππππππππ
I’d far rather be happy than right.
ππππππππ
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
ππππππππ
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
ππππππππ
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
ππππππππ
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
ππππππππ
Do What’s Right Not Easy.
ππππππππ
Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
ππππππππ
Best whatsapp short status in English
Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
ππππππππ
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
ππππππππ
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
ππππππππ
I got less but i got best!
ππππππππ
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
ππππππππ
I’d far rather be happy than right.
ππππππππ
The person who hates you, loves you the most...
ππππππππ
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
ππππππππ
So many assume. So few know.
ππππππππ
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
ππππππππ
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
ππππππππ
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
ππππππππ
A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
ππππππππ
I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
ππππππππ
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
ππππππππ
Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
ππππππππ
I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
ππππππππ
I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
ππππππππ
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
ππππππππ
My life can be measured in hours.
ππππππππ
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
ππππππππ
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
ππππππππ
If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
ππππππππ
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
ππππππππ
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
ππππππππ
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me….
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