I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!! best WhatsApp short status in English
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Virginity can be cured.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
N’T WAIT. THE TIME WILL NEVER BE JUST RIGHT.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE PASSIONATELY.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION TO ONE’S COURAGE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE IS A ONE TIME OFFER, USE IT WELL.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Silence is the most loud voice.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
No expectations, No disappointments.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
The good things in life are amazing with you!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You don’t need a reason to help people.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Silence speaks thousand words.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Save water – Drink beer!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday 😛
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A party without cake is just a meeting.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Love is friendship set on fire.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Am I just crazy or falling in love?
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life goes on… With or without you!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Stars can’t shine without darkness…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Our friends make our world.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d far rather be happy than right.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Do What’s Right Not Easy.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I got less but i got best!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d far rather be happy than right.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
The person who hates you, loves you the most...
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
So many assume. So few know.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
My life can be measured in hours.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me….
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
 |
| Best whatsapp short status in English |
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Best whatsapp short status in English
Virginity can be cured.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Best whatsapp short status in English
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
N’T WAIT. THE TIME WILL NEVER BE JUST RIGHT.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE PASSIONATELY.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION TO ONE’S COURAGE.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
LIFE IS A ONE TIME OFFER, USE IT WELL.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Best whatsapp short status in English
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Silence is the most loud voice.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
No expectations, No disappointments.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
The good things in life are amazing with you!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
You don’t need a reason to help people.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Silence speaks thousand words.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Best whatsapp short status in English
Save water – Drink beer!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday 😛
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A party without cake is just a meeting.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Love is friendship set on fire.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Am I just crazy or falling in love?
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life goes on… With or without you!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Stars can’t shine without darkness…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Our friends make our world.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d far rather be happy than right.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Do What’s Right Not Easy.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Best whatsapp short status in English
Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I got less but i got best!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I’d far rather be happy than right.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
The person who hates you, loves you the most...
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
So many assume. So few know.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
My life can be measured in hours.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me….
0 Comments