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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

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I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

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Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

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Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

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It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.

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Virginity can be cured.

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You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

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It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.

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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

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Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

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I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.

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I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

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Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

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One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

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When a door closes, an incognito window opens.

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Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.

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Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

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Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

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You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.

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N’T WAIT. THE TIME WILL NEVER BE JUST RIGHT.

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LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE PASSIONATELY.

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IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

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LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION TO ONE’S COURAGE.

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EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.

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LIFE IS A ONE TIME OFFER, USE IT WELL.

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God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

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I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

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Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.

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Silence is the most loud voice.

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Sometimes we just have to let things go.

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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

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No expectations, No disappointments.

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Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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The good things in life are amazing with you!

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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

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I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

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You don’t need a reason to help people.

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With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

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Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…

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I am not special, I am a limited edition.

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Silence speaks thousand words.

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Life is an art of drawing without eraser.

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Save water – Drink beer!

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Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

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I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

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Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday 😛

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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

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Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

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If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

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People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

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Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

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A party without cake is just a meeting.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.

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Love is friendship set on fire.

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Am I just crazy or falling in love?

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Life goes on… With or without you!

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I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!

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Stars can’t shine without darkness…

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Our friends make our world.

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Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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I’M Sexy & I Know It.

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Keep Calm & Just Chill.

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Do What’s Right Not Easy.

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Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.

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Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.

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forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

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I got less but i got best!

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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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I’d far rather be happy than right.

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The person who hates you, loves you the most...

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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

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So many assume. So few know.

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I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

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Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.

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I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.

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A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.

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I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

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If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.

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Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

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I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.

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I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.

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It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.

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My life can be measured in hours.

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I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

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Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!

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If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.

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Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

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Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

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I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me….